No noisy disruptive customers
No Stag or Hen Parties
No Barry from Basildon playing up behind you
No customers visiting the toilets 10 times a minute
We only ever use Professional Comedians in our shows, giving you the customer the Ultimate Stand - Up Comedy Experience.
Our Comedians LOVE performing at our shows, enhancing your experience even more !
Many of our comedians have performed on TV, and only play at the best comedy venues across the country & overseas .
Here is a selection of our Top Comedians that perform in our Sober Comedy Club Shows
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Live at The Apollo (BBC) | Michael McIntyre’s Comedy Roadshow (BBC)
One of the top 10 comedians in Britain today – Independent on Sunday.
Mike Gunn’s history is as interesting and entertaining as his comedy. A misspent youth and a series of grim jobs cultivated his cynical outlook on life and a perverse desire led him to the world of stand-up. A self-confessed pessimist, he describes himself as “not a natural choice for a career in laughter”. He has a rare ability to walk close to the line of what audiences find acceptable and yet still remain likable and funny. His reputation for being a bit unfriendly, a touch dark and even morose is really not true. In real life he’s loving, warm and philanthropic. Just a bit misunderstood.Early in his career Mike was supporting the likes of Jo Brand and Alan Davies and recently supported Lee Mack on his huge UK tour. He now headlines at all the top comedy venues in the UK and is rapidly reaching cult status on the circuit. He has performed internationally, taking his talent to Hong Kong, Ireland, Holland, Germany, Switzerland, New Zealand, and Saudi Arabia and to Australia at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival, where he completed a five-week sell-out season.He also had the dubious honour of being the first comic to ever play in Kuantan, East Malaysia and has entertained the troops in the Falkland Islands. Mike has also taken two solo shows to the Edinburgh Festival. His first performance saw him adopt the character of a funeral director in his show ‘Good Grief’ for which he received rave reviews. His follow up show at the festival was the provocative show: “Uncut”. A departure from straight stand-up, this took a comedic look at drug addiction and recovery.
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Jeff Innocent is ‘the guv’nor’” - The Mirror
Jeff Innocent is an extremely popular and experienced stand - up comedian, actor, writer and cultural commentator. Before honing his craft hailing from the East End, Jeff had a variety of jobs including an Undertaker, Fruit & Veg stall holder, Chimney Sweep, Fishmonger at Billingsgate Market, and a footballer for West Ham Utd. He was also a driver for notorious gangsters The Kray Twins. Jeff finally escaped the East End Bow Street Runners after being rescued from prison by one of his former victims! Now as a stand - up comedian he has reached near legendary status among his peers and audience alike by staying at the top of his game for over 15 years. Jeff was voted the best live comic in 2016 and was voted Runner Up in the Facebook Poll for Best Live Club Comedian 2013 and 2014. Jeff ‘s status is one of the country’s leading acts, and is now very much part of the comedy gentry. Jeff has unique appeal due to his contrast between his east end ‘Geezer’ appearance and demeanour along with his educated philosophical delivery. Innocent is also a much sought-after corporate act. He also appears regularly on TV and radio as a comedian, actor and cultural commentator. He has also written for various publications and lectures on Stand- up comedy at The London Comedy School. On TV he has appeared in Call the Midwife BBC, Later with Jools Holland BBC, The Stand – Up Show BBC, Time & Gentleman Please. On the big screen he has appeared alongside Vinnie Jones in Mean Machine playing a prisoner.
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The Jump - C4 | Balls of Steel - Channel 4
Mark Dolan is an award-winning broadcaster and comedian, perhaps best-known as host of the iconic Channel 4 comedy series Balls of Steel, as well as his three series run of globetrotting documentaries for C4 - The Worlds And Me - in which he met the smallest man in the world, the tallest woman and the fattest pet! He survived a stint on TV's most dangerous show, The Jump, won Celebrity Come Dine With Me and is currently recording a new radio series for Amazon entitled Mark Dolan's VIP Lounge. He has just recorded a Sky Atlantic fan show for the hit US series Westworld and his new stand-up show Asking For A Friend will tour the UK in Autumn 2018. Mark is an ongoing weekly commentator on Sky News and stars in BBC1's Pointless Celebrities this summer. Most recently he scooped the prestigious award for best joke at the 2018 Dave Leicester Comedy Festival.
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"Funny bones and inspired lunacy from a very gifted and funny comedian whose sureness of touch and natural like-ability could be a trump card in the highly serious and competitive game of comedy" - The Stage
Herbie Adams is an International Comedian. His appearances have taken him around the world and across the UK in theatre, comedy clubs, universities, cruise ships, casinos, military shows, cabaret venues, pantomimes, touring shows, comedy festivals, music festivals...Broadcasts and writing for television and radio include BBC, ITV and SKY. Has written and performed alongside many of the biggest names in british comedy and now with a mix of music, surreal characters, sharp one-liners and observations he's a popular headliner on the comedy circuit today. Also an accomplished corporate performer and awards host and presenter, recent venues include The O2, The NEC, The Ivy, Soho House, The Corinthia, The Sheridan, Ascot and Twickenham Stadium.
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Give Us A Clue (BBC1)
In 2018 Tim was a finalist in the PetFringe “Comedian Of The Year” - a competition which offered the biggest prize in stand-up comedy which had over 700 entrants.
He has also performed throughout Europe, The Far East, The Middle East, South Africa and the Mumbai Comedy Store. He is resident host of 'British Stand-Up,' in Bergen, Norway, and has been around the world as part of shows for British Armed Forces. He has also worked at hundreds of corporate events, as host, solo act or part of a bill
On TV he was host of the classic "Game Show Give Us A Clue" (BBC1); the sporting chat show "Under The Moon" (Ch4); as well as scores of appearances on various TV and panel shows.
On radio he has been a panellist on Fighting Talk (BBC Radio 5 Live), is featured on "I Can't Stand Up For Falling Down" (BBC Radio4).
Tim is a regular on "Tragedy Plus Time" with Bob Mills on Talk Radio.
Their new show for Talk Sport called "Yesterday's News Today" - where they review newspapers from yesteryear - started airing in December 2017.
As a scriptwriter he has written three highly acclaimed shows for the Edinburgh Festival; a BBC Radio 4 play "Talking to Ted" – which featured himself and Les Dennis in lead roles; and a play about two football fans for Channel 4 called The Beautiful Game.
As an actor he had a leading role in the Fringe First winning production of "What I heard about Iraq". He has also starred in several short films; '22nd Century Sitcom' and the Anglo/Canadian production 'The Bed Guy' which both enjoyed considerable success at film festivals around the world. He played the part of "The Grim Reaper" in an award-winning advert for Virgin Atlantic.
Tim is also in demand as a WRITER and has written speeches for –(amongst others) Jonathan Ross, Phil Jupitus, Mark Lamarr, football manager The Late Graham Taylor and former Prime Minister Gordon Brown. He wrote material for Barry Cryer on "The Stand Up Show" (BBC1) and has also worked as a writer on BBC Sports Personality of The Year (BBC1).
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Highly entertaining - Time Out | His a very very funny man - Frank Skinner
International comedian Rich Wilson is one of the countries finest comedians and popularly regarded as the UK's best MC's by many top comedians, such as Frank Skinner, Richard Herring and Sarah Millican.
Rich has been "winning over audiences in seconds" at all the major UK comedy clubs (The Comedy Store, Komedia )and has entertained audiences in New York, Las Vegas and for 5 years was part of theCSE, Entertaining for the troops in the Middle East. He has also performed sell out shows at tonnes of major comedy festivals including Perth Fringe, Melbourne International, Edinburgh Fringe and is a firm favourite at the New Zealand Comedy Festival. Rich was also part of a show that got nominated for the "Best Show" at the Perth International Comedy Festival in 2016 with "Best Of British" and "The Comedy Ashes."
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“A brilliant natural comedian…” Edinburgh Evening News
Paul Pirie began his stand-up career in 2006 quickly establishing himself on the Scottish comedy circuit. With a driving force for achievement Paul worked his way into the London clubs and was launched onto the UK comedy scene, emerging as one of the biggest Scottish acts on the UK comedy circuit. Paul's career has encompassed TV, (appearing in Ikea's April 2011 comedy based TV advert), Film and Radio alongside his burgeoning skill as a stand-up. His hilarity and comedic ability has earned him huge popularity with comedy goers and bookers across the world, gigging as far abroad as Australia and for diverse audiences such as The Armed Forces. Pauls work is superbly individual and put simply, delivers a refreshing burst of laugh out loud comedy that leaves audiences in raptures. Now living in Essex, Paul Pirie is a unique, vibrant comedian who appears regularly at all the main comedy clubs in the UK and abroad.
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The Big Breakfast C4 | ITV - Richard & Judy
Mike has hosted numerous television shows for the BBC, ITV, C4, C5, Sky1 & Nickelodeon and excels at live TV.
He originally trained as an actor, at the Arden School of Theatre in Manchester. However, after leaving college Mike gravitated towards stand-up comedy and quickly broke onto the circuit with a comedy magic act. He was soon spotted by a TV producer from Nickelodeon and went on to front several shows for the channel, including “Nick AM”, a live daily breakfast show. He later joined ITV to present the kids game show “It’s Not Fair”, followed by 2 series of “Mad for It”, a live children’s show, he devised, for ITV.
In 2001 Mike moved to Channel 4 and joined “The Big Breakfast”. He was soon waking up the nation, knocking on punters doors and interviewing some of the biggest stars, including Julia Roberts, Brad Pitt, Britney Spears and many bands of the day. After “The Big Breakfast”, Mike continued to work for Channel 4 as the roving reporter on “Richard & Judy”, a job he loved and excelled at for six years. During this time he also presented “House of Games”, a family entertainment show for Challenge TV. Following this he presented the XFM Manchester Breakfast show from 2008 – 2009.
More recently Mike has fronted “Essential” a new travel show for the Travel Channel. The series follows Mike’s journey to Las Vegas, Canada, Ecuador, Peru & Mozambique. We encounter him fishing for piranhas, deep-sea diving and sampling the local cuisine. In 2010 Mike returned to his acting roots, playing ‘Father Tony’ in “Shameless”. Previous cameos had included ‘Club Host’ in “The Office Christmas Special”. In 2014 he played “Finn’s Dad” in My Mad Fat Diary for E4. Mike excels on the stand-up comedy circuit, regularly performing across the UK with his hilarious mind reading show .
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"Exceptionally funny" The Independent
Sally-Anne Hayward combines the things you shouldn't like about your best friend's mum with the sensibilities of Jack the Ripper.
An accomplished radio presenter with stage and TV acting credentials ('Absolutely Fabulous' BBC, 'Why the Long Faces' Square Donkey Productions, and TV warm-up for 'Deal or No Deal' Channel 4), Sally-Anne's confident persona and quick wit have rapidly made her a much sought-after comedian. She's a regular compere at Glastonbury Festival, and a keenly anticipated turn on the UK comedy circuit.
Sally-Anne is an award-winning comedian (Holsten Pils 'Fans of Comedy' award) and a sought-after corporate performer She has proven her writing talents with numerous Edinburgh Fringe shows and can display a depth of material that marks out the best comic talent. She has performed all over the world and has provided tour support for Sarah Millican, Russell Howard and Russell Kane.
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“Delightfully clever punchlines...it’s clever stuff” Chortle.com
Danny has been delighting audiences both at home and abroad for over a decade with top class observational humour, with a delivery and use of language which is uniquely his own. A self proclaimed tataholic, Danny Ward is on a mission to spread the lesson he refuses to learn – when you try and do things on the cheap, it ends up costing you more. He is the winner of the Amused Moose People’s Award at the Edinburgh Festival, has performed in over 18 countries and is the co-director and star of Youtube sensation Wheelbarrow Town. A favourite at clubs and festivals all over the country , he is certain to provide a show stopping performance wherever he goes.
“Slick, quick, and packed with funny material” ★★★★3 Weeks Magazine
“The whole room is laughing ... he reminds us just how strange the everyday can be” ★★★★FestMag Review
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Having spent a number of years silently mastering his craft in comedy clubs across the UK, Europe and beyond, Belfast-born, ginger Irishman Ryan McDonnell is an act on the rise.
Delivering an acerbic wit, with relentless warmth and charm, he has a knack for bombarding audiences with material that can often stray into dark, yet with a cheeky, roguish smile.Ryan’s material ranges from real-life observation to social commentary and is inspired by the contemporary American brand of brutally honest comedy. Despite hailing from Northern Ireland, McDonnell’s stand-up career began in London where he amassed a number of newcomer accolades, most notably seeing off thousands of entrants to come second in the Amused Moose Laugh Off final in 2009, hosted by Jack Whitehall. In doing so Ryan joined the ranks of a prestigious alumni of former winners and finalists that include, Sarah Millican, Jimmy Carr, Greg Davies, Romesh Ranganathan, Katherine Ryan, Rhod Gilbert and Rob Beckett. 2017 was a busy year on the road for Ryan, you may have seen him support one of various household TV names from The Chase’s Paul Sinha, to Live At The Apollo star Geoff Norcott, or oddly, even Indian-American peace ambassador Prem Rawat. He will once again be the official tour support for Geoff Norcott during his nationwide tour of the brand new show, ‘Traditionalism’ this spring.
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Channel 5 - Angelo’s | BBC Nottingham - The Breakfast Show | Football Forum - Zoo Magazine
Anecdotal, observational and refreshingly honest in style, Gerry's comedy is enriched by a somewhat unique perspective: Real name Gerry Kyei (pronounced “Chay”), Gerry was born in the East End, but grew up in rural Essex, as a rare black face in an almost totally white and very parochial area (a million miles away from the traditional Essex stereotype towns like Harlow, Basildon, Romford and Southend). In addition to providing some truly original insights into life in rural England, these early experiences have ensured Gerry's comedy delights an incredible range of audiences often confounds expectations. Starting in comedy as the result of a dare, his rise to headline act was a quick one, scooping a range of accolades along the way including; The Comedy Store’s ‘King Gong’, Metrolife Comedy Newcomer, and The Comedy Café’s Best Newcomer Awards. Now a regular and in-demand headline act both in the UK and overseas, Gerry has played all of the nation's leading comedy clubs including The Comedy Store & Komedia and is also now an international comedian, regularly performing overseas. As an actor he has appeared on The Bill and Angelo’s and recently enjoyed a cameo role on Jimmy Carr's Xmas DVD. As a presenter, he's hosted the football forum with former England international and I’m A Celebrity bad boy Rodney Marsh and legendary Sky host Jeff Stelling for Zoo Magazine and has also guested on BBC Nottingham's 'The Breakfast Show'.
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‘‘ A remarkable repertoire of voices and sounds’’ THE STAGE
Stefano Paolini was a runner- up in Channel 4’s So You Think You’re Funny Competition and received BBC’s New Comedy Award . His find blend of quality stand –up, impressions & beatboxing has made Stefano Paolini a much sought after international act. He has provided voices for Channel 4’s animated series Bromwell High, BBC 2’s Double Take and on Radio 4’s Dead Ringers “Cracking entertainment. Stefano is a fresh and welcome addition.” ONE4REVIEW.COM“The best voice- merchant on the live circuit is Paolini, who has done some TV but is destined for wider exposure” EVENING STANDARD
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One part Alf Garnett, two parts Mel Brooks, and three parts like nothing you've ever heard - The Guardian
Sol Bernstein is one of the best character Comedians on the UK comedy circuit today. The legend that is Sol Bernstein escaped the Pogroms in Russia, the Nazis in Germany, and went on to become the World’s 1st all-round entertainer. He’s a song and dance man, a comedian, a magician, an actor, a Jazz musician (Sol was rated “BEST TRIANGLE” player in the USA in the 50’s by performers like Louis Armstrong and Duke Ellington ). Also rated the best impersonator EVER !!He’s performed all over the world at venues including The London Palladium, New York’s Carnegie Hall, The Paris Olympia, and Caesars Palace Las Vegas. He’s also a regular performer at The Sydney Comedy Festival. but it’s at night clubs where Sol really comes to life. His charisma, his style, his chutzpah, put it all together and you see the magic that is Sol Bernstein.He’s the man who helped the career’s of Elvis Presley and Marcel Marceau (and never even got a “Thank you”) and even the Beatles were influenced. He’s worked with, and been friends with, some of the worlds GREATEST performers, Elvis, Judy Garland, The Rat Pack, Lenny Bruce, Jack Benny, George Burns, Milton Berle. The man is in his 80’s and still performs at all the top UK clubs.
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'Master of one liners’ - One 4 Review *****
Mark Simmons is one of the best ‘One Liner’ comedians in the UK today. In 2013 Mark came runner up in the prestigious Leicester Mercury comedian of the year competition, in addition to reaching the finals of ‘So you think you’re funny’, ‘Amused Moose Laugh off’ and the ‘NATY award’’. Since then he has been in demand headlining shows on the UK comedy circuit and has been supporting Seann Walsh and Rob Beckett on their national tours. He has also supported Michael McIntyre and Jack Dee . At the end of 2016 Mark starred in the BBC3 documentary ‘One for the road’, which followed he and Seann Walsh on tour in the Scottish Highland. Mark also performed a double act with Seann Walsh at this year Edinburgh fringe called S&M Masterclass, which received 4 stars from the Scotsman critic, Kate Copstick, saying the show was ‘absolutely hilarious’.
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‘Genius 5’ – Telegraph
‘Upbeat, Interesting & Unique - ITV
John is an award-winning comedian who also works in men’s health. Even funnier than a digital rectal exam. By combining comedy with practical advice, John is living proof that laughter really is the best medicine. His shows on the comedy circuit are highly-acclaimed but it is his work in men’s mental health that is truly ground-breaking. His Home Front project with the Army toured many army bases and won him a second Royal Society of Public Health Arts and Health Award . The first came for his work in prisons. He has even had a research paper published in the Journal of Social Psychiatry and Psychiatric Epidemiology on how comedy can boost mental wellbeing.
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